Category: humor

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Downfall

It’s time for a little humor. Don’t worry, I’m working on the last of my rosary meditations and I will be posting them shortly. But I came across this video and thought it was worth sharing. This is a scene from the movie, “Downfall.” For those wondering why I would post a video clip from a movie about the last days of Hitler, you will want to read about the history of this parody. In short, this climatic scene has been subtitled in various humorous fashions with topics ranging from politics to pop culture. This one focuses on how Pope Benedict is winning people over in a fashion similar to Pope John Paul II. Enjoy!

It’s time for a little humor. Don’t worry, I’m working on the last of my rosary meditations and I will be posting them shortly. But I came across this video and thought it was worth sharing. This is a scene from the movie, “Downfall.” For those wondering why I would post a video clip from a movie about the last days of Hitler, you will want to read about the history of this parody. In short, this climatic scene has been subtitled in various humorous fashions with topics ranging from politics to pop culture. This one focuses on how Pope Benedict is winning people over in a fashion similar to Pope John Paul II. Enjoy!